CANCER


CANCER


Cancer. You are going to have one of the best months of your life. But, pleasure is always, and I mean always, followed by pain. This means that over the preceeding few days you will feel like you have been shot, beaten up and then slung underneath a combine-harvester. But don't let this worry you, as your high will have prepared you well!!!



© April 1999 Barney

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